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Don't wipe your bum with a hedgehog
A humorous collection of sage advice and words of wisdom.
- "Collection of humorous top tips from Mitchell Symons including: Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth as you won't have a leg to stand on."
- "A humorous collection of sage advice and words of wisdom."@en
- "A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU. From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!"@en
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- "Don't wipe your bum with a hedgehog"
- "Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog and other wacky words of wisdom"