. . . . . . . . . "They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat" . . . . . . . "Humor" . . "Electronic books" . . . . . "The syndicated columnist and humorist reflects on his thirty-fifth years of life, recalling the upheaval of his open-heart surgery and the hilarious atrocities perpetrated by doctors and nurses." . . . "Georgia" . .