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Getting rid of Matthew

What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife and move in, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore. Plan A--stop shaving your armpits; tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks; stop having sex with him; pick holes in the way he dresses; don't brush you teeth, or your hair. Plan B--accidentally on purpose bump into his wife; give yourself a fake name and identity; befriend Sophie; actually begin to really like her; buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity; befriend Matthew's children. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong.

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  • "What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife and move in, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore. Plan A--stop shaving your armpits; tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks; stop having sex with him; pick holes in the way he dresses; don't brush you teeth, or your hair. Plan B--accidentally on purpose bump into his wife; give yourself a fake name and identity; befriend Sophie; actually begin to really like her; buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity; befriend Matthew's children. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong."@en
  • "MODERN FICTION. What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore...PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around. PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son. Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong. Getting Rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan."@en
  • "Helen has been having an affair with a family man named Matthew, who also happens to be her boss. Just when she decides to drop him and get on with her life, she opens the door to find Matthew on her doorstep. He announces that he's left his wife for her, and proceeds to move in. Not brave enough to throw him out, Helen quickly discovers that she can't stand him, and decides that her best option is to befriend his wife and convince her to take Matthew back. But she soon realizes that she really likes Sophie, Matthew's wife."@en
  • "What do you do when your secret lover finally decides to leave his wife & move into your flat - just when you've been thinking that you don't want him anymore? Getting rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen forges an unlikely friendship, finds real love - & realises that nothing goes exactly to plan."@en
  • "What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife and move in, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore. Plan A - stop shaving your armpits; tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks; stop having sex with him; pick holes in the way he dresses; don't brush your teeth, or your hair. Plan B - accidentally on purpose bump into his wife; give yourself a fake name and identity; befriend her; actually begin to really like her; buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity; befriend Matthew's children. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong."@en
  • "A deliciously funny debut novel. Helen has been having an affair with a family man named Matthew, who also happens to be her boss. Just when she decides to drop him and get on with her life, she opens the door to find Matthew on her doorstep. He announces that he's left his wife for her, and proceeds to move in. Not brave enough to throw him out, Helen quickly discovers that she can't stand him, and decides that her best option is to befriend his wife and convince her to take Matthew back. But she soon realizes that she really likes Sophie, Matthew's wife. This witty and engaging audiobook takes a wry look at the perils of getting what you wish for."@en

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  • "Audiobooks"@en
  • "Love stories"
  • "Love stories"@en
  • "Humorous stories"
  • "Fiction"@en
  • "Fiction"
  • "Humorous fiction"@en
  • "Downloadable audio books"@en

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  • "Getting rid of Matthew a novel"@en