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Drunk driving public service announcement

Watch. They'll say it happened because I was drinking. Sure I was drinking, but I was also eating. Hmm ... That 3rd double martini was dying to get to me. It's a good thing the waiter brought food. Nothing like a good wine with dinner; with a big meal its harmless as water. They'll probably want to give me a blood alcohol test. I don't care. But I'd sure hate to take the test if I hadn't eaten all I did. A meal like I just had really soaks up the alcohol like a sponge. Oh boy, I kind of overdid it tonight with all that eating and drinking. Then everybody knows that you can drink all you want as long as you eat enough. Sure, Mac, sure ... AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety."--Transcript.

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