. . "Pants are everything : ---when you're definitely not a nudist"@en . . "Young adult fiction"@en . . "Pants are everything : when you are definitely not a nudist"@en . . "Pants are everything ...when you're definitely not a nudist" . "Humorous stories"@en . "Pants are everything" . "Michael Swarbrick's pathetic existence had just got better. He was on a date with the girl of his dreams - a romantic donkey ride on the beach, followed by some daring skinny-dipping in the sea. Delightful! Only... things never really get better for Michael and one small moment of bliss ends with him a) getting arrested; b) becoming a local celebrity and c) becoming an internet sensation ... because they think he's a nudist(he isn't)."@en . "Young adult works"@en . "Pants are everything"@en . "Fiction"@en . . . "Pants are everything ...when you're definitely not a nudist"@en . . . . .