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I'm the vampire, that's why

Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I?m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I?m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O?Halloran, who?d generously offered his femoral artery to save me. But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can?t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids? future is at stake?figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn?t mind finding myself attached to Patrick?s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don?t know if I?m ready for that kind of commitment....

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  • "I am the vampire, that's why"@en
  • "I am the vampire, that is why"

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  • "Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now I?m not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....I?m also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick O?Halloran, who?d generously offered his femoral artery to save me. But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I can?t rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids? future is at stake?figuratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldn?t mind finding myself attached to Patrick?s juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just don?t know if I?m ready for that kind of commitment...."@en
  • "Now one of the undead, single mother Jessica Matthews, who is delighted with the disappearance of her stretch marks and her newly improved vision, has trouble dealing with the fact that she is now bound to a sinfully sexy Irish vampire for several hundred years."@en

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  • "Fiction"
  • "Fiction"@en
  • "Electronic books"@en
  • "Love stories"@en

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  • "I'm the vampire, that's why"
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  • "Vampire zum Fruhstuck : Roman"
  • "Vampire zum Frühstück Roman"
  • "Vampire zum Frühstück"